Tuesday, January 10, 2012

AAA 1/15/11 Ecatepec Part 1 Review

AAA 1/15/11 - Ecatpec, MX Part 1 Review

Purchased from SlamBamJam.com

An intro video airs, highlighting the Guerra de Titanes PPV from December 2010 and the Cibernetico/Bizarros storylines.

1. Mini Psiscosis & Mini Histeria vs. Octagoncito & Mascarita Divina

Mascarita Divina gets a big reaction, but Octagoncito gets an even bigger one. Octagoncito and Histeria start, Psicosis interferes and knocks Octagoncito down. 2-on-1 on Divina and the rudos hit a double flapjack. Double team on Octagoncito now and the rudos grab him and give him an awesome lawn dart into the top rope and he bounces off the ropes with his forehead and hits the mat hard. Commercial break, and now the rudos are beating down Divina in the corner. They run into the corner but Divina ducks out, gets tossed in the air by the rudos and hits a big dropkick followed by three straight quebradoras from Octagoncito and the crowd is up and loud. The rudos take a break and then ham it up on the outside as the crowd hollers in disapproval of Mini Psicosis’ 80s hair metal hairstyle, or something along those lines. Histeria tries to shake Divina’s hand but then just slaps him instead. Divina hits the ropes but gets shoulder tackled down and Histeria dances like a leprechaun. Powerbomb attempt by Histeria into a nice armdrag by Divina for a two count. Superkick by Divina sends Histeria against the ropes and then a headscissors to Psicosis knocks him down as well. Psicosis goes for a dropkick but Divina ducks and he hits Histeria instead, knocking him to the floor. Springboard headscissors by Divina sends Psicosis out. Octagoncito in now, and he makes the rudos run into each other a few times, sends them out, and hits a huge torneo on Psicosis. Inside, a headscissors off the top by Divina and a hurricarana for a two count, followed by an armdrag sending Histeria out and a beautiful Asai moonsault. Octagoncito and Psicosis inside now, Octagoncito hits a trio of armdrags and then rolls Psicosis up for a three count. Good minis match and a great opener that the crowd really loved.

A Cibernetico promo airs where he talks about about breaking the leg of La Parka’s son, laughing as we see Parka and his family around the Christmas tree with Parka’s son having his leg in a cast. We see a shot of Parka standing over a bloodied and beaten Octagon in the street as Cibernetico drives away on his awesome motorcycle. Then they show clips of Charly Manson being introduced as the newest member of Los Bizarros.

Los Bizarros come to the ring with Cibernetico leading the pack carrying Parka’s son’s x-rays in a manila folder. First, Cibernetico announces that the prodigal son has returned and announces Charly Manson is back to the roaring approval of the audience. He says they are against AAA, La Milicia, and everyone else who is bad for the beautiful sport of lucha libre. He says his last and most important point is La Parka. He says sometimes children act badly and need to be disciplined, and Parka’s son was such, and he had to discipline him. He said that “oops” his hand had slipped and he had broken the kid’s leg. Parka’s music hits and he runs down to beat on Cibernetico but gets jumped by Bizarros until Jack Evans and Extreme Tiger run down with chairs and pipes to clean house. Parka gets on the mic and challenges for a trios match later on with Parka/Evans/Tiger vs. Los Bizarros. Cibernetico holds up the folder and laughs maniacally.

2. Fabi Apache & Pimpinela Escarlata vs. Sexy Star & Yuriko

Yuriko and Pimpinela exchange holds to begin with and Pimpinela gets a nice headlock takedown into an armbar and then hits a rollup but Yuriko is in the ropes. Sexy Star tags in and starts dancing but around on the apron but gets dropkicked down by Fabi while doing the splits. Star does a nice matrix style duck from a Fabi clothesline but gets headscissored out of the ring on the way back by Fabi who hits the ropes for a dive but Yuriko cuts her off with a dropkick. Yuriko tries to slam her but Fabi armdrags her out of the ring and celebrates inside. Yuriko and Pimpi have a slap off in the middle of the ring and then have a posedown. Pimpi sends Yuriko outside and then hits a running tope off the apron. Back in the ring and Star and Yuriko are beating down the tecnicas in the corners. Sexy Star whips Yuriko into Fabi for a big splash and then we have a commercial break. Back right where we left off and Star is choking Fabi against the ropes. Drop toe hold by Star who puts on a cavernaria and Yuriko hits the ropes and drops her with a bulldog out of the hold. Double team on Pimpi who hits a nice double springboard armdrag. Rope walk armdrag by Pimpi which looks like it took a ton of agility and Fabi hits a thesz press off the apron to Star. Inside, Pimpi comes off the top with a missile dropkick and pins Yuriko for a slow three count by Tirantes Jr. The two teams argue after the bell and Tirantes Jr. leaves with his arm around Sexy Star. Nothing memorable about this one.

Heavy Metal is in a dark pool hall playing with a beautiful woman and a midget. Playing pool, I mean. He calls out Electroshock for a best of 5 series where the loser would lose their hair, and says he is returning to AAA.

3. La Parka, Jack Evans, & Extreme Tiger vs. Los Bizarros (Cibernetico, Charly Manson, & Escoria)

Match starts with the tecnicos chasing the rudos around the ring. Bizarros take down the tecnicos and start a beatdown, with Cibernetico brawling with La Parka on the outside, and Charly beating down Jack and Escoria beating down Tiger in the corners. Cibernetico grabs a couple chairs from the crowd and lays one against Parka while slamming the other against it a couple times. Inside, Escoria and Charly double team Tiger and hit a clothesline in the corner. Rudos continue the beatdown and Cibernetico fights with Parka still and begins choking him out with the chair against his neck, then slides a chair between his legs and slams it into his nuts with another chair, that did not look comfortable in any way. Escoria stomps on Parka’s ankle twice and then Charly slams a chair against it. Parka climbs out of the ring hobbling on his ankle and the rudos continue the beatdown on Tiger with a triple team bodyslam and then a spinebuster by Charly and a top rope legdrop by Escoria. Charly and Escoria hold Parka now while Cibernetico kicks him in the gut and then each rudo clotheslines him in the corner. Charly runs at Parka but gets a quebradora, then one for Escoria too and Parka chases Cibernetico to the outside who retreats onto his knees as we get a commercial break. Back from break and the rudos are gameplanning on the outside as Tiger waits in the ring. Spinning neckbreaker by Escoria on Tiger. Escoria sends Tiger into the ropes and gets a Pele kick from Tiger. Escoria goes for a powerbomb but gets backdropped onto the apron, and Tiger pulls his head through the second and third rope and legdrops him off the top onto the back of Escoria’s head. Evans tags in, he gets chopped against the ropes by Charly for a bit, hits the ropes and does an awesome backflip duck out of a clothesline and then hits a cartwheel into a tope on Charly. Tiger runs in with Escoria and hits a huracarana followed by a corkscrew tope. Cibernetico and Parka jump in, they go back and forth for a bit and then Parka knocks Cibernetico down with three clotheslines in a row and then two quebradoras on Charly. Leglock by Charly. Rudos beat down Parka and Charly puts him in a leglock for the submission victory. Afterwards, Cibernetico pulls his old mask onto Parka’s head and then autographs the x-rays for him and gives them to him. This match served its' purpose, to further the Parka/Cibernetico feud and highlight Charly Manson as a new member of Los Bizarros. Jack and Extreme tiger contributed to some awesome sequences as well. Jack Evans has really improved as a member of the AAA roster and has really made a great impression as a luchador in Mexico.

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